Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Recall: VW planning Installation better cheat software – The Postillon (Satire)

Wolfsburg (DPO) – VW is serious: The carmaker will recall the first affected by the exhaust scandal diesel vehicles from January 2016th The aim of the large-scale action is to equip the cars with a more mature cheating software than before – so to test situations identified in the future to 100 percent and the emissions of the vehicles will be reduced accordingly.


VW vehicle with Smoke Cheat 3.1 outside of test situations

“At present, our specialists work day and night to develop the shutdown Smoke Cheat 3.1 the test most resistant and scandal poorest software that VW has ever used,” said the newly crowned CEO Matthias Müller. “It will not only recognize test situations on the rolling stand 100 percent sure, but also remember when testers are trying to determine the actual emissions under real conditions on the road.”
To this end, among other things, to install Clipboard and lab coat sensors inside the vehicle to identify unequivocally inspection personnel. Also Traffic Cone, suspicious road markings or logos of all common testing and environmental agencies are recorded automatically and reduce emissions of the vehicle accordingly.
The software from headquarters in Wolfsburg can be updated remotely. This ensures that Smoke Cheat 3.1 also test methods recognizes that are not currently used.
In order to strengthen confidence in the ailing brand further, VW announced that it would give customers a five year warranty that the new improved fraud software not blows up
. ssi, Dan; Photo: kurhan – Shutterstock

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